Learn some fucking English or leave me alone! "Your" is for something that belongs to you, like 'your herpes'. And "you're" is a contraction for "you are", like "you're not sleeping with me".
recycled a plan b box. kill a baby. save a tree.
maybe we can find two twins tonight and bang them together and then my life is complete
I miss your penis. I'm telling you this as a friend, like its just a really great penis. You should be proud of it.
In all fairness I didnt see your dick because it was already in her
How was your 8:30 class today?
Non existent. I just threw up in my water bottle on the bus.
The only way to make beer can wizard staffs any better is to sew your own wizards robe and hat to go along with it. welcome to tuesday nights at my new apartment
My attempts to make you laugh have failed exceedingly. Naked snap chats it is
In my defense, who let the drunk girl run around with a sack of broken glass unsupervise?
How do u even exfoliate your vagina
I woke up naked in her room. More precisely, I woke up naked in her room with her and her sister laughing at my penis. I hate my life.
YOU CAN'T GET A TATTOO BECAUSE OF KPOP FANFICTION. THAT'S NOT HOW LIFE WORKS
I wanna trust fall face first on a penis.
That’s the third time this month he’s hooked up with a girl by telling her it’s his bachelor party, and he’s not even dating a chick let alone engaged.
Did you ask Harvard boi?
Apparently he likes someone who is into being smart and a supporter of human rights ugh what a skank
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