hey can i ask you a kinda weird question?
i know what the question is. yes they are bigger, and no i did not get plastic surgery
we'll penetrate his innocence with our dicks
somehow we got the entire party to start singing "ill make a man out of you" from mulan. needless to say, that kid had the best keg stand i'd ever seen.
It really ruins the moment when you have to ask to resend the nude pics.
So I'm seriously debating forwarding these sexts to his horse faced new gf including the ones that say he still loves me... but I still need his check to clear... decisions decisions
No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
It looks like the misc $300 credit card fraud might have been our taxi cab driver who wouldn't take boobs as payment. No wonder...
ATTENTION ALL CONTESTANTS OF SLUTFEST 2012 ; not only will we be judging on how many penis you have sucked but also girth and length will be calculated. If you are found lying you will be disqualified. Remember your fellow participants will be rendering the same services to probably the same people. So choose wisely and let the games begin!
dude he passed out in the strip club on his birthday, WHILE he was getting a lap dance. That drunk.
He sent me a picture; erect penis, cat in hand and no pants on. He got a boob pic for that one.
my phone went off during the middle of it and he ask what i was doing. he wouldn't let my reply with "your boss". ..
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
We went there specifically for you to break it off with him and I walk in on you two in the bathroom with his dick in your mouth
but he had pizza... so i win
I give up.
Woke up snuggling with a large wooden rhino that I stole last night...obviously, we had fun.
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