scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
I'm watching Intervention to get pumped up for tonight
My cardio has turned into running out of the cold from bar to bar.
just peed in the tub. didnt notice the passed out drunk guys there until a minute in
it's to the point where working 2 jobs this summer will absolutely not cover how much i will spend on alcohol next semester.
The landlord called, GOOD NEWS! Noise violation #2! Something about people singing and fighting with vodka bottles in the parking lot. Well done us.
Na Im fine, just need to un-grow this vagina I've developed
I'll even be awesome and bring pizza for your family, just as a "hey thanks for letting a stranger get trashed at your house" gesture.
I was like wtf you can warn a girl like hey I have a huge dick and I fuck for hours
Someone google feeding your vagina Advil and Neosporin
His pillow talk sucks. It was like Mr. Roger's vagina.
whose parrot is this?
I smell like hot dogs and captain morgan it's 11:20 am what is my life
I'm fucking sick of guys. I think I'm going to date myself. No drama. And I know I'll always put out.
I plan to try out my new vibrator and watch Star Trek: The Next Generation. It's a busy night.
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
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