Sadly no. But I was pantsless when they came to get me. Which made me miss you...
Alli causes anal leakage. You can find someone to like you if you are fat but no one will like you if you poop yourself.
At least they aren't charging us for the broken diving board...
He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
I don't want to have to force feed him my vagina!!
Briing, briiing- tricycle ridden. Where is my crown?
I may have played more drinking games with my family this last week than all of freshman year...
He somehow pantsed the bouncer and tipped him over before cartwheeling and skipping away? Help me find him.
I lost half a toenail and didn't realize it. Bloody shoe shoulda been a clue.
That's the last time I send a mass text invitation to smoke a blunt
im on the hungover til tuesday pabst blue ribbon diet
It's a beautiful day to be high as fuck
Hypothetically - think of it as Schrodinger's blow-job.
so I think we need to change lawn care services...the guy woke me up by the pool while I was naked...told me he already picked up all the beer cans for us and gave me his number for the next time we party...
You're swimming in an imaginary pool of pudding. What do you think?
Randomize