These guys are walking up and down the hallway yelling, "Yo, is this the floor with the unisex bathroom?"
He said he's was gunna give me some pain meds. I'm not sure what they are but I just gave him a thumbs up
We found them in a dumpster making out trying to get their privacy
She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
ugh... I can't wait for campus to get back. Then everyone will have other things to try to have sex with besides me.
And I kind of want to stare at skinny jonah hill like a weird zoo exhibit lol.
we left the music on while we were fucking. some kanye west song started playing and he started to cry
he told me it was like eating gods vagina.
I don't remember... but puking on the bar sounds like me.
His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
Can you send me the pic of me puking with a quesadilla on my shoulder
I fully support your bad decision but I do not approve of your unironic use of the word yolo
u woke up and asked who took ur pants off then realized u did n almost cried over not gettin layed
I hate when pretentious people talk bad ab corn dogs
You know how fear has a smell? Well turns out shame has a smell too. It's Pina colada flavored anal grease.
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