Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
dude, your ex-bf is on match.com
details on that.
well, his profile doesn't say anything about herpes.
We dont have to go to dinner or anything gay like that. I just wanna do it.
I absolutely love you.
Seriously, stop peeing all over the toilet seat. It looks like movie theatre butter.
So I had a Liz Lemon moment today....went to Chipotle to get my "cheer me up" burrito bowl for the 4th time this week and the chipotle guy sighed and said always the same huh?
I knew we were gonna fuck after she told me she's seen that Porno before
Don't be a smartass. I'm trying to fuck a guy who's sober. It's more difficult than you think.
i think i scared a bird with my dick
Someone apparently named 'eleaw' just text me asking if I had fun last night.
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
I just held a marble with my kegel muscles for 5 min. You may call me COCKCLAMP 9000!!!!
third nipple confirmed
also somebody did cough syrup and i was really worried but i couldn’t express why properly so i was like MACKLEMORE SAYS NO
It took me longer to finish the bottle of scotch we bought together on New Years than it did for her to meet a new guy and get engaged
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
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