So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
you were smoking 3 cigarettes at once saying 'cancer isn't real! Its all in your head!'
Get everyone out of their dorms and watch 3 girls do the walk of shame from my room.
Hannah wants to know if she cant borrow your stats notes because she threw up on hers.
Dude. Apparently I just smoked some stuff that's used for Nigerian spirit quests.
She asked me to head butt her and after half a bottle of whiskey that seemed reasonable.
I AM COVERED IN FAKE BLOOD AND REAL CUM. I AM AWESOME
Karaoke machines out. We're taking turns farting into the microphone. Shits going south fast. Definitely be awake when you get home.
Did I get stoned on a sunday afternoon and speak to someone on the phone for an hour about cats and their behaviour? Glad you asked. And yes.
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
My kid just put flowers in my hair to make me pretty, then showed my boobs to an entire playground. He's either the best wingman or the worst.
I'm suffering a hangover from deep within. I feel like the half of the parts of my body are permanently laced with alcoholic substances
If I die, sorry about rent.
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
No offense, but I don’t think I would want to see him in anything skimpier than a hazmat suit.
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