so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
he has 3 profile pictures up and all of them are him riding jet skis
Ya I fucked her.. But now Melissa is gonna find out
Just tell her that in a man's never ending war between his heart and his dick... His heart never wins
we need to drink more beer. the fridge wont close.
There's nothing like sitting directly behind someone you fucked 5 years ago at church on Easter Sunday
All I wanted was a "this is what America feels like" blowjob before I left. Is that too much to ask for?
Europe's "the final countdown" was playing. It was pretty much amnesty for anything that might happen the rest of the night. It's a rule.
hes out at the street wearing a tophat and a monocole and carrying a cane and greeting every car that drives by
he just went across the street and into someones house and we could hear him inviting them over from the front porch
If it makes you feel any better, karma just served me up a big dose of fuck you.
Bring scissors.....i think im gonna have to be cut out of this damn jockstrap
I couldn't find a lighter, so I smoked a bowl with a birthday candle.
Good rule of thumb: only list personal references with whom you have hallucinated
we found her on the beach half naked talking to a palm tree
Which half?
You ever have a fart follow you around?
Randomize
