we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
It's kind of sad that your greatest accomplishment today is that you stood up and didn't fall down.
it's not a party till someone uses the fire extinguisher.
My mom said that if she can come this weekend, she'll buy the weed.
At least I cut out the pieces of your hair where I braided gum into it last night. Thank me later.
My mouth already tastes like senor cuervo took a piss in it and it's barely 1 am
I've seen people win free drinks for a lot less dude, no need to drop trou on a piano.
I just saw my 7th grade teacher at the club. We had a pretty good talk over drinks. Turns out we both like dancing on tables.
Just keep in mind that she didn't start telling you you had the largest penis she had ever seen until AFTER she found out about your multi-million-dollar trust fund.
Got to work this morning and thought... Did I really dance on that pole last night
I made him cum so hard he couldn't play video games for like an hour. I've never been more proud of myself.
I want to create a human. Discussion later.
Yeah, sometimes it takes a while to realize, wow you kind of suck and not in the fun way
...i have a beer in one hand, and a chicken wing in the same. typical tuesday, right?
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