Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
I won a flip cup tournbment! Why is boot and rally so hard when youre old?
We were just about to get down to business and shes like oh the olympics! and jumped up and turned on the tv. cockblocked by freestyle skiing. seriously?
Who won mens moguls?
That canadian guy... bilodeau... but you're missing the point, dude.
We'll cross that bridge when we come to it... Or burn it. Either way we'll deal with it later
definitely just fell out of bed trying to plug in my phone. when did laziness start getting painful?
i think i left a case of beer in your dryer
Did you write your name in the dust on our toilet tank?
Apparently I grabbed her ponytail and cut it with an exacto knife.
Last I saw him was around 10 this morning. He was passed out on the porch with his head under the barbeque cover and there were cups of orange juice around him as well as loose tobacco spread everywhere. Good luck getting a hold of him.
If life deals in absolutes, the in betweens are the most hairy.... Fortune cookie wisdom from a stoned Megan.
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
dude you had a hot girl interested and took shots together, as soon as it went down the hatch you upchucked on her entire existance..
successful birthday. 2012 rules
I'm not saying Tijuana was a bad idea, I'm saying that we make poor life choices. And Steve was robbed by the police.
I'm getting high with a 50 year old car wash guy. Enough said.
She told me to take deeps breaths and I said I said YOU FUCKING TAKE A BREATH CAROL IM SURE IF YOU WERE IN MY POSITION YOU WOULD HAVE OFFED YOURSELF ALREADY and she said my name is Becky 😂
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