I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I'm gonna have a badass scar
I'm wearing an NBA shooting sleeve while jerking off...and yes my arm has stayed warm
Look what our sorority has done to us...we're hitting on girls in hopes of getting an awesome little.
Found out why I didn't have to go drug test. My boss grew pot to pay for grad school.
Yea, you were talking about how you did not want to be a reindeer for at least 5 minutes.
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
Strip clubs just aren't as fun when a man tries to drunkenly grind on you.
Thank god for federal credentials. Waaaaayyyy to hungover to go through airport security lines right now.
Rage-masturbating and then crying myself to sleep. Welcome to Wednesday.
Do you think my laundromat will notice that the bloodstain on my sheets is in the shape of a face?
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
OMG LOOK AT THAT PIECE OF MAN
I haven’t trained for this.
i keep smelling vagina and donuts, which pretty much sumarises this morning. happy birthday.
I once went to target high on hydrocodone. I assure you, they can handle unrespectable.
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