i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
I need your advice and before you say it, no, it cannot be solved by a blow job
You clearly don't understand the power you wield with your mouth.
His roomates just started party boying me. He stood there with the look of horror on his face.
Gooodnight my beautiful sex angel. Much luvz for joo, etceteraz
From russia with love. But also with chlamydia.
He got kicked out 3 times. I have no idea how he kept getting back in. I saw him walking on the highway the next morning.
I thought my period ended but I felt it again as soon as Pitbull started playing
he drank all my beer while i was at work and passed out on my couch, when i got home he was out cold and my room mates pig was licking him. they seemed peaceful, so i took 20 bucks from his wallet and left again.
I want to show up to tomorrow's study group looking like I got hit by a train. A train made of dicks.
Aaaaaaaand dick pic. God bless america, and god bless tinder.
Her hookup left his underwear and shorts in the dorm last night... What he was wearing when he left, we may never know.
Whiskey and tits go great with anything. Especially fire.
Blowing a married man is so much more important than a 12 year olds basketball game.
I know we agreed to cock block each other from now on buttt I WANT this one. I have felt his penis, it is godly, and I am going to have it inside of me, so shut the fuck up and leave.
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