I looked him in the face and asked if we could stop. he asked why. I said "I can't feel it.". ...I feel bad; I should have faked.
thanks 4 putting "im not your boyfriend baby" on my sex playlist. she just got pissed and left.
just paid a stripper to have a minute conversation about the arizona game WTF
It didn't go so well. He got drunk and asked my dad if 'front or back' virginity mattered more.
sex on the roof is not as easy as it sounds
after he fucked me and not his girlfriend, i told him to be a gentleman and close his eyes as i ran to the bathroom naked. so sweet.
your definition of "gentleman" is so absurd.
dude all my bootycalls are going to Eclipse tonight... Do I really want it that bad?
on the way to the hospital you kept asking if we could stop at the bar first. then you proceeded to puke out the window
He fucked me so hard I might have to go to the hospital for internal bleeding
Can I have him when you're done?
Well you tried to pay for a drink with your keys for one...
Because its Monday... And I'm determined to just be drunk for the rest of the semester
The Mole People would help. They are a kind, helpful people, the Mole People are.
Mole people?
Mole people
I've seen too many dicks in the past week. I can't do it anymore.
UVE SEEN MY TITS OKAY STOP CRYING
Omg I joined a choir last night...
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