I told him I had my daily dose of vitamin c so i wouldn't blow him
I think i just got paid for sex with a hot pocket... and i accepted
We ran out of things to say while we were playing Never Have I Ever so we started playing I Have Done This... Have You?
I just used my thong as a hair tie. I think I reached my limit.
There was a guy running for some position in our government named "young boozer" hell yes I voted for him
Do you think the neighbors will know I was the one giving out the penis shaped lollipops to the children?
i have 90 minutes to kick this food poisoning or josh's first experience with buttsex will be his last
you were trying to convince me that you weren't drunk by grabbing my shoulders, looking deeply into my eyes and saying "i can see your sparkle"
I almost lit my balls on fire tonight.
We'll just play it by vagina and see where it leads us
Do you know how to get blood out of tile grout?
i was the only bi girl at the frat party. i felt like the last cresent roll at thanksgiving
Suffice to say, I think if people ask about your bruises, and you look them right in the eye, and say "they're from fucking...", people would be like, "respect."
I think I'd rather see her get hit by a car in one of those Russian dash cam videos on YouTube.
do you think mom is upset that i left with the stripper from her bachelorette party last night?
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