oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
NExt question... Do i wanna sleep under my palm tree
YES.
I just fell down my stairs. I know that you are 6 hours away but please come pick me up. I promise I will still be here on the stairs.
Um, so I couldn't say it in person, but if you find my underwear in your office. Sorry. I couldn't find them, so yea.
Please tell me this is my four loko that I just woke up in....
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
You were crying and asking his mom "why doesn't he like road head?"
and honestly how many chances will you get to hook up with a one armed guy?
Dude she pregamed for her sorority's philanthropy.
I'm an EMT, not a miracle worker. No, I can't fix your sprained dick.
Now the circle is complete. Just interviewed a guy who was a higher up member of the team I worked for in my job before this place
"I'm a professor to university students" I say as I realize I have a nipple piercing that I have no memory of getting
I'm covered in jizz and the toll booth lady knew it
Look idk the rules and regulations of our freindship...but I need you to carry me to my car.
How you run into a glAss door three times in a row I do not know
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