I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
she called me screaming that i shouldn't ignore her phone calls, because she's not trying to get me to hang out with her and she doesn't want to be my girlfriend, she just wants sex.
what did you do?
i asked her out. that's so hot.
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
He's so young, I keep getting a mental image of him in footie pajamas. It's cute but it's wrong. Or is it?
Yes, i finally made it. but let me tell you...i can smell myself right now in class right now, this scent is called alcoholism.
I'm wearing red that night.
Noted, what shade?
Whore.
I feel as though sleeping all day due to the effects of prescription painkillers paid for by union insurance made this the most American day ever for me
Bro. Some kids just drive-by judged the shit outta me.
Oh yeah and one of the strippers brought you chips and water when you were passes out next to the toilet. So that was nice
HIS NAME IN MY PHONE IS JOSHUA DREAMCHASER I CAN NOT
NO SHAME NOVEMBER
I'm currently sitting beside my brother who is taking a bath and feeding him nachos while he covers his genitals. If that's not sibling bonding then I don't know what is
I am seriously only coming over if there are McNuggets. I want 10 bitch. Honey mustard.
I just bought a slurpee and condoms. God bless America.
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
I'm really busy with my period
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