the night i cant remember will be the night i always remember thanks to my "i
The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH
I love boston
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
I'm sorry and I love you. One day we're going to live in a whore mansion with our babies and make boys cry.
I love you. Happy valentines. Satin Patricks dayyyyyyyyyy. Alreadythrew up. Geeeeerait.
I want "hickeys on my ass" sex
NOT EVEN KIDDING RIGHT NOW. THE GUY IN THE SPIDERMAN COSTUME JUST FELL OFF THE ROOF INTO A BABY POOL. GET HERE NOW!!
New rule. Every time you and I have a disagreement that lasts longer than 10min, while in a bar, we'll have a shot. Figure we'll eventually start agreeing sooner rather than later...
Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
I'm about to get my nails done. Would the polish name "meet me at the altar" be too straight forward for a first date?
Do u ever find yourself high af, watching American ninja warrior and crying at the athletes stories?
If he thinks I'm canceling my orgy to coddle his stupid fucking behavior, he has another thing coming
i woke up on the couch at 5:24am, hangover, craving for some ribs, but i only had a bag of cheetos and a half empty beer. man what a breakfast.
not only did I call my ex crying but drunk me also deleted the phone log so I had no warning when I saw him in class
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