This show inspires me to have sex in space
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
He was ugly. Like horse ugly. But he was built for power, not for speed.
now that you've tased me I refuse to buy you flowers
I hate when people see you passed out in your front yard and call 911. Like what, you can't take a nap face down on your steps at 4pm?
That's the point dumbass, I can't use my boss as a reference cause they'd have to fucking call him in prison.
he just kept texting even after we lit his shoelaces on fire. he just calmly walked into the pool... still texting.
He's hot and has an accent therefore you don't ask questions when he tells you to take your pants off.
I woke up to my bra draped over his lamp and a huge bump on my head. apparently, I face planted while having sex in the shower..
he's a fucking beast. people that don't even know him have started calling him "puke and raleigh"
I kept on yelling at him to get his shit together as he was puking
I have to hand it to her. In my heyday I took home the 'biggest shitshow of the night' award 9 times out of 10. But I passed the torch on to her last night, and she went skipping merrily far and away with it into the enchanted world of aggressive alcoholism. Is this 30?
I'll do whatever I want when I'm 80.
If you are still alive at 80 I demand a medical explanation.
Every morning should start with 2 orgasms and a shoulder massage
what are you up to?
it's 8pm, i've already showered and gotten in bed. if you wanted to make plans u should have asked 3 months in advance
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