so the car was packed with everything from my dorm, plus my mom. during the 6 hour trip home she found my kama sutra. started flippin through it.....
oh shit that had to have been awkward
i thought so too. until she asked what the check marks were for
Hey bro u need to come home now, me and andy just had a 15 minute conversation about fig newtons. f this bong
My favorite part was when he stopped, looked up in the middle of performing oral sex and asked, "you did know it was Arbor Day, right?"
ok, she started talking about how she swears her step dad killed her mom. starting to back out of this one
where are you?
Hypothermia
did i walk over a car last night?
You thought your socks were broken. They were just inside out.
how are things with the new girl?
good, we have nothing in common but she likes being choked
Found my underwear in a solo cup. That about sums up this weekend.
I feel as if we moved beyond the hook up stage when she blew me as I drunkenly finished my chicken nuggets.
My dog got laid yesterday. Some lady came over with her husky to breed. He did it like a champ. I was so proud
Well I'm going to hell. But I'm going after multiple orgasms.
She was chasing her shots with beefaroni and I think I fell in love.
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
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