the roller ball on my blackberry is the closest i've come to touching a clit in 2 years.
we were frolicking through a fountain of pizza rolls. it was like the best dream i ever had
i just walked into thanksgiving and three people in a row asked me who i was. really?
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
Awkward moment #23: reasuring mom that the bf and I aren't having sex as seamen is running down my leg...
i almost set my kitchen on fire last night. homecoming week is getting the best of me
And you were like "stop making pop tarts, lil bowow" as you grabbed the pop tarts from your ex and consumed them. Teach me your ways.
Just saw a drunk bitch in the west village peeing on a car. You are not alone.
Do I lose at life if I cry in a grocery store while buying a pregnancy test?
If I had your job the next day id be on the news. And not the good news. Like fox & friends. Nancy grace would have my ass.
he walked up looked at my boobs then looked at my eyes then looked at my boobs again smiled and said "can I get you and the girls a shot "
Omg last night I was giving shots out like I was the Willy Wonka of the alcohol world.
Pandora was on point with the sex music tonight
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
you know its getting late when the "nevers" are turning into "maybe"
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