i left the bar a little after you and ended up flipping my car in the arbys drive thru
I dont understand how a fully grown man could convince himself that lime green crocks would look good on him.
you went into starbucks asked for a mocha "on the rocks"
my fake id says im a 34 yr old russian lady ... how is this working
The woman exiting the men's room tried convincing me she was actually a good-looking man.
She told me to wait on the sofa while she freshened up. She's been in the bathroom for an hour. I have a bad feeling about this.
was his dick as big as our hopes and dreams?
I had fun last year but I was one half of the hoe train back then. At least I'll feel better about myself as a person this year.
I'm going to miss going to the strip club though.
I swear 95% of pictures on my phone are from drunken nights I don't remember with me doing a peace sign alone in somebody's bedroom.
I woke up naked on my couch playing a video game I thought I had dreamed about... oh yeah, and someone cut my hair.
Your ability to whip out your dick and take a pic anytime I text you is startling.
Have you had sex with a man from New Zealand? No? Then your input is invalid.
First. I had the strength. Now. I am the death.
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
I just saw a guy in a zippo shirt buy 2 gallons of fire starter fluid and then proceed to smoke a cigarette. I feel like hes got some big plans for his tuesday.
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