Just took a beer bong out of snuffaluffagus's trunk. Your move
we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.
you went all the way to UK and still managed to hook up with someone from our highschool...
Sometimes when I see a shoe on the side of the road, I get a little depressed that I've never partied that hard.
That's unfortunate. Distance can be a stoner's greatest enemy.
You make it sound like a battle for Middle Earth.
If you're wondering where your left shoe is you lost it in a bet with a homeless guy last night
I wore water proof eyeliner just incase the first picture of me of 2012 is a mugshot
I got drunk enough that when camel suggested jumping off the pier, I thought it was a fantastic plan. Also my blood hurts.
I can't ever date him again. Whenever I see his face I just remember helplessly pissing myself in my car.
Let's go dancing. I wanna sprain an ankle. And a labia. My labia or yours. I'm not picky.
literally 50% of my time being 20 has involved my genitals thus far
Just remembered when I first started going down on him he goes "ok now I feel a little better about the broncos losing"
She fucked the dishwasher AND the manager.
Well, she isn't a classist. You've got to give her that.
I probably should have told her I was actually the drunkest one there before she let me pierce her ear
Is it just me or did we have a heart to heart talk while you were naked last night?
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