She smells like mac and cheese, right after you add the cheese. It's strangely erotic.
she said she didn't want to sleep with me again because I wasnt a generous lover. I ignored her slight moustache, didnt i? i think thats pretty damn generous
I'm going to skip that pointless convo with Mark, stick with the "we're talking" status, and bone barely legal, borderline gay, preppy guys on the DL.
He moved away. I mourned his dick all of Sunday. I feel a little better now.
I'm paying a homeless guy $20 to follow me around bars tonight with a boombox playing the theme to Rocky.
You had a towel around you and you called it your shot bib.
Mass texted booty calls to all the guys I've hooked up with this year to commemorate the end of the semester.
We couldn't get our shit together to go to the bar, so we're getting drunk and facebook stalking all the girls who have gotten fat since high school. Any names you wanna throw out?
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
You can glorify being single all you want but relationships are awesome. I haven't gone more than 24 hours without sex since June.
I really feel like I should slow down on the getting hammered. I told a bartender on "Taco Tuesday" that a $3 margarita was too expensive. And proceeded to have a $70 tab.
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
Just a little drinking. So much fun and love. The world is a shiny wonderful sphere in the sky so why shouldn't we celebrate?
Why were u walkin around mc with a toilet bowl lid handcuffed to u and carrying a stuffed Teddy bear last night?
so i just met a former male stripper who has a lion king tattoo. new BFF? i think yes
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