Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
I keep pulling short curlies out of my mouth. Not cool
He's gotten way too comfortable around me. He came into the bathroom and took a shit while I was in the shower.
Jason Williams (yeah the ex-nets center...) drunkenly told me that, while drinking, I should take an ambien and a cialis before i go home...that will "give me a 25 minute window to have sex and then goto sleep before the bitch starts bothering me"....
i just got a fart via voicenote. blackberry has officially changed history.
Can you still call it a wet dream if sandwiches were involved?
All I remember from my 21st is crying because the bouncer made him put his shirt back on
Weed smoke burps in the boss's face. Job security.
At what point should i just give my brother a break and stop sleeping with his friends?
You were high and telling me you felt like Pinocchio and that fire was bad for wood.
WHAT KIND OF DUMPSTER DOESNT HAVE PIZZA IN IT?
AND FUCKING MGMT JUST CAME ON. CAN I GO DROWN MYSELF IN LESBIANS OR SOMETHING? IS IT TIME TO LESBIAN
we're fated to lesbian
I'm not real sure what dinosaurs sound like, but dude, she made dinosaur noises.
He put his number in my phone as Steve handsome
She tried to fuck me right at the bar in front of everyone. She actually got my pants unzipped before I realized what was going on.
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