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I have to tell you about my conversation with the cloud dragon!

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(260): View more from Indiana

Do you think he likes his girlfriend's moustache?

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(908): View more from New Jersey

My wrist bandage is guacamole stained. What an accurate representation of my life as a whole

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(916): View more from California

The girl behind me in psych just tapped me on my shoulder to tell me there was a condom wrapper in my hood.

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(505): View more from New Mexico

koolaid chicken. i marinated it for 2 hours and roasted it on a rock in a fire. it was bright blue and raw. but that shit was tasty

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(458): View more from Oregon

I sleep with the gay men, they no longer have questions about their sexuality. No strings attached at it's finest and i get new shopping buddies out if it. It really is a win win situation.

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You are my idol.

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(702): View more from Nevada

we def had a heart to heart that turned into a BJ last night

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(816): View more from Missouri

I'm pants less watching buffy the vampire slayer drinking rum. I'm not that hard to impress

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(201): View more from New Jersey

I described my life as a 7 layer cake of death

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