Tonight must have been good, I have already had two cups of coffee but still couldn't figure out how to operate a door.
i feel like i want to date him just so i could be besties with his penis
You're such a slut.
I prefer opportunist.
How did your new apartment party go last night?
I'm really happy i have a bigger bathroom to puke in.
I went to class with the sex aroma on me. The hot sun doesn't help much.
You sir are most definitely in. Better get your penis an umbrella as that bad boy is gonna get soakkkkkkeddddd.
Not going outside. I may melt into a puddle of wine
if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
I don't think you should be sorry for such memorable sex that I yell your name when you aren't around.
I need a costume for that party. Even if I'm just taking it off.
It's settled. One of us is going to bang her brother. The world demands justice and he's hot. We'll be the justice league if it were made of alcoholic whores
I just kept hitting the drum to get thru the crowd to the bar. Surprisingly it worked
NOBODY TALKS SHIT ABOUT PANDA EXPRESS
Hey I'm trying to get back with my ex I'mm done doing whatever we were doing I hope things workout for you
Weird flex but ok.
I finally selected an outfit that says "I'm not easy" but still shows off the tittays.
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