super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
is it a bad sign that i now think of my run-ins with cops as "skill building seminars"?
um, yeah. i think it is.
we're using his nephews tonka truck toy as a cooler for the beer
You emptied out your taco and asked the lady for a refill...and then you continued to carry out a full conversation SCREAMING
Apparently it is impossible to get kicked out of taco bell....I'll try harder next time
If you're not peeing in public bi-monthly, you're not really living.
My underwear said "hard to get" on the butt. He laughed when he took them off.
Would it be inappropriate to do a science fair project on whether the type of drunk a person is is determined by nature or nurture
dude you're not even a fucking science major
Do you think I shall pursue this journey to the center if the dick?
fuck that its my house. if i want to take 1 bite out of the chicken & leave the rest i fucking will. suck my dick
You missed the winter stoner olympics last night....I got the gold in blunt rolling
You have better ratings than Crest. Only 4/5 dentists recommend it. You have 8/9 recommendation for your blowjob skills.
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
Day two of not drinking, I think my cat is trying to eat me.
Psychosis secondary to sobriety???
I got laid two nights in a row
And none for Gretchen Wieners...
We were gonna go out drinking tonight but she found out she's pregnant so are you free
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