I can't believe you blew on her face.
I feel that every long term relationship needs at least one big,load delivered straight between the eyes.
no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
You American Chicks are so confusing....1 day you are on my nuts next day you be trippin
Dude its not just American chicks...a small penis is the same in every language
Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
Her vagina turned into a vuvuzela. I didn't know it was a possible to have a wet nightmare.
please don't text me until you can spell three letter words again.
Everyone is slow dancing to Aerosmith. I am serenading a slice of pizza.
I'm watching him slurp a whole mango out of her hand. It's disturbingly arousing.
You called a girl at 4:30am to tell her "your pussy is my top priority" while simultaneously Urban Spooning late night cafes.
Youll thank me when youre dead an dont have a cat eating your face
Someone the age of your son tried to go home with me from the bar last night
His dick's name has evolved from Sebastian to Big Daddy to Barbara Streisand to Barbara Walters. I think the transformation is finally complete.
I'm glad he doesn't have a bigger dick because he'd just use it for evil anyway
You were like a drunk and unconscious tickle me elmo.
Sextember may be over, but Cocktober is just beginning!!!
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