i jus seen this fat chick walk buy look like she had don king coming out her arm pits..
come outside for a special surprise it involves huge boobs
We should write a comic book about the many adventures of your vagina. Maybe even give it a cape or something.
I didnt expect it either. But she was there and I had a boner, so i made it happen.
If they ask for a stool sample we r no longer friends.
so I think he was half asleep, but he woke me up by saying "where's my cow? Is it being shipped?" He must have been dreaming about farmville..
how do i tell her that i need alcohol to fuck her but at the same time i cant get a hard on with alcohol.
girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
we should drop off a car at the police station before going out tonight so we can drive home in the morning
Lemme guess, I was the one completely shit faced making out with the 50 year old...
LOL, wrong number bro. Good luck trying to figure out what happened though..
"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
i have a feeling i am the only one who can successfully pull off the "slutty kentucky derby" look.
There are a bunch of highly educated, advanced in their field, PUSSY ASS BITCHES in this bar
Can we just talk about how the only thing I have on my camera from this weekend is a video of you putting your whole fist in your mouth hahahha
I saw the president of my women in business club at the bar last night...I was gonna thank her for teaching me the business skills to create my own fake to get in... then i decided not
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