He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
Situation: He got it in my eye, how long do I let it sting before should start to worry?
the jolly green giant just puched the pope. halloween is the best.
So not only just find my adoption papers that I didnt know about in my parents house, but they say "child shows some signs of mental retardation".
So, during a 20 minute shower I spent 19 minutes spinning in circles and 1 minute licking the wall, and it was better than sex. I can't wait to do X again.
My walk of shame got a new perspective when I walked into his livingroom and found his roommate fucking some chick on the coffee table.
he told me he was a chubby chaser.. then winked. i'm signing up for a gym pass as we speak
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
I just stole some rubbers from the girl I stayed with last night so I can use them on a different girl today..
this is the first time i'm angry at someone with so much boobs. she like managed to break my glass and my phone with one glorious swing
I just woke up naked next to a GetGo sandwich and I can hear my cats are eating my combos. So that's my life.
I just found a To Do list on the table, written by me last night, that just says "1. Go downstairs. 2. Get Pickles. 3. Laptop"
I think I fell asleep on my pizza last night. Damn, I am sauccccy.
My arm is completely dead, never again will i give you a 20 minute hand job. You better have enjoyed that asshole. I have to text with my left hand now.
Bud light made chelada as a breakfast for those of us with class at 8 am
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