I'm on that like soy sauce on rice
NEED BACKUP we are in the kitchen arguing about who would win in fight against lil Wayne and snoop dog
please come you make the beer taste better
Do you think he woke up this morning, looked at you, and then regretted everything?
Do you remember anything yesterday that led to needing a cup of couscous in my closet?
Let's just say, at one point i got woken up at 4am by a naked guy who was offering me steak, in a cup.
I'm just high and in my robe and I would suck a dick for some pizza rolls. I can't talk about your problems right now
New low, passed out while taking a shit for an hour with my parents home, suprised they didnt notice
Brilliant thought; pill pong.
What could go wrong?
I tell myself every day I shouldn't be friends with you
Finally another gay clarinet player. They're surprisingly rare.
Then when he got home he face timed me and showed me his balls
just woke up on my patio with a mouse eating cheetos off mys chest. youre all assholes.
Holy shit I've found my last one night stand in my Gran's knitting club
Is it sad that my idea of a quality foursome would involve one person eating me out while the other two rub my feet?
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