3:40 am: you never wrote back on my facebook wall
Why do I feel like I used to feel when I almost got caught looking at porn when I get caught looking at facebook at work
I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
so my dad walked in on us having sex
lulz really? why?
lets just say he wont be answering to 'daddy' for a loooooong time
I'm now in all their contact lists as "Pee-Pee Hands"...
You're the only person i know who can laugh and talk while puking
Yeah apparently i got lonely because everyone was hooking up so i took matters into my own hands. I woke up on the floor spooning a vaccuum cleaner, a mop, 40 paper cups, and industrial grade detergent.
he has a puerto rico area code and says his name is johnny cash. extremely suspect
These bubbles make my penis feel like it is resting on clouds.
I'm gonna chug this bud light an might injure this high school penis, like I'm 17 again
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
I FOUND THE LEGS
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
I purposely left my thong and accidentally left my ethics book, hairspray and most of my dignity.
Hammered...8am...why is there chickens in the living room?
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