i just shit 3 out of the 4 types of matter
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
Apparently they want to see what I've been working on for the last three months. Can I just hand them a bunch of empty fifths?
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
i feel like words won't express my appreciation properly so at some point i'm just going to bring you pizza then go down on you for an hour. fair?
If everything I've heard is true, then she's lost her virginity three times
How much do you charge for your Funyun and beer delivery service?
You better keep a close eye on your uterus tonight cause I am looking good.
Sorry, fell into some ass. Call you tomorrow.
I just realized I haven't got laid since the last time the Browns won.
I have no idea why my husband is mad that I came home at 4 am & all I want to do is eat spaghettios. It's not fucking spaghettios fault.
Thanks for fingering me to orgasm during Wu-Tang Clan
so i just met a former male stripper who has a lion king tattoo. new BFF? i think yes
He kept saying "i'm lost" while he was sitting on his couch...
I'm going to blackout. I realize this
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