You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
i was watching iron chef and got motivated, so i made dinosaur chicken nuggets
I think I just made patron unclassy I bought limes at a gas station and for salt we are using gas station packets of salt
Moral of the story: don't get pregs or your chances in the beer league are over
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
The a/c is broken so they cut a softball size whole in the freezer door. Goodbye deposit.
I just got a mental picture of us having sex in a trash can.
Welcome to texting with Mike. You're now leaving the sober section and headed to our insanely high bad decision making portion of mike. Enjoy the trip.
sold 4 oz of weed today pantsless. man i love college.
I only remember singing the Captain Planet theme song on our way to the bars.
I have six new people in my phone that I don't remember adding. One of them is "Bourbon Yeah." Successful evening?
Yeah but if you conceived a child on a park slide that would be pretty awesome
I've broken 3 vibrators in the past month because I apparently am "too rough" with them. Is that even possible?!
Is it normal for a guy to send you a dick pic along with “He misses you”
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