I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
Do you think Patty Mayonase ever went down on Doug?
i just got so high i needed a buddy system to the kitchen
I sold 10 pepperonis for 5 dollars last night....i fucking love drunk people
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
he's drinking beer at home in his underwear tonight and if you want to come over the dresscode is underwear only. And you have to bring beer.
i look like a southern belle. however, i am around a million kegs. so i will be a southern shitshow.
Fire alarms went off at reception of gay wedding im at. We all had to evacuate until FD got here. Then...ill just text the photos.
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
It looks like I colored my belly button red at some point
All I've done is masturbate and drink while being home from college.
The amount of dicks I have seen in the last hour is more than I have seen in my whole life.
Cocaine bath bombs are a really bad idea
Yeah, everything was going great until the mugging.
I bonged champagne. And did keg stands. What in the actual fuck am I doing with my life?
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