3 of us had 22 margaritas. Hellllllo yellow cab. Goodbye morals.
and next time when you feel me up, do it right
some guy just pulled a dress out of a fax machine...I have no idea what the hell is going on
No now hes going to beat me to our goal of getting someone to have sex in the library. I hate periods.
I don't know what to judge you more for.
I faked it too. I just spit on your bed.
And I was the only one who felt it was dangerous to set the tv and blender on the ledge of the hot tub
I'm pretty sure you called me last night and screamed that she was force-feeding you a bagel.
If you do wifi you would be helping my penis out & real friends care about their friends penises...
You know our reunion in two weeks shall be a drunken bikini clad magical adventure right
I figured it out. If I have at least 4 shots of vodka before I start my day, EVERY day will be a good day.
I'm now drinking beer through a straw. By order of the bartender.
The maintenance guy says happy birthday. Also, he likes your penis balloon.
It's been so long that I've occasionally forgotten I own a vagina
Blacked out and showed everyone my nudes. They toasted to my nudes, and I got an outstanding ovation.
Well we can add this to the list of 'where the hell did that bruise come from?'
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