Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
Hey I found your number in my phone i dont remember how we met this is richard btw
strange i dont have your number must have been a drunk thing
could be more
absolutely not
we're going to dress like we're asking for it, because we are
A baby just go on our party bus. What. The. Fuck.
Ummm I just broke my no puke streak at church
He like walks around to open car doors for me. Has already held my hair while I barf and still likes me. What. Is. Happening.
She was literally passed out in a cubicle with a flask in her hand. I LOVE finals week!
who dressed up as a cop at your party???
idk I have to check. Why?
he gave me the best strip search of my life. FIND HIM.
My class coordinator for bio told us that the only thing we should do the night before an exam is to get laid. And then party down after the exam. I like him.
I can always see lesbian subplot. It's my hero ability.
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
Stop chatting and get in the fucking car. I didn't get my asexual ass out of bed just to watch you flirt and fail with someone you're never going to see again.
I woke up naked and you weren't here. What a relief.
dude, where did you go? french fries taste like numbers
He was singing on top of spaghetti, and then started crying. He said it was the saddest song ever, "so so sad".
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