so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
The vodka told me to go iceskating on my frozen pool. I may have attempted.
You graduated two years ago... You can't keep using spring break as an excuse.
They just called to see if he wanted to come in at 2am for overtime. He's trashed. He literally carried on a 10 minute convo with his boss about woodchucks. As in the animal
Not sure why, but I was running back and forth across the road. Cab hit me and gave us a free ride home.
The cops busted down the door and everyone ran. I was just trying to find my shirt before I got arrested
By the taste of his semen he isnt vegetarian and therefore lied to me to take me home on a brighter note i stole his fondue set
Since Josh is going to be Carl Sagan for Halloween, he bought a turtleneck and sportsman jacket. It's all my nerd fantasies come true.
Blacking out is all I've done this year and we're only 3 days in. Checkmate bitch.
When he breaks your heart after he reveals he's gay, I'll be there for you. -Love, Dad
And he listens to me when I talk to him like the hulk.
She started calling me daddy on the second date and I don't know how to react to that
Also, next time I go get a wax, I'm gonna ask the girl about the innie to outie ratio she sees on the daily.
just learned i can hear my fish chewing his food WHILE HES IN HIS BOWL. im going to have to call you back.
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