Wow that girl who lives a couple houses down is going out wearing butterfly wings a skirt and fishnets
Shit sorry. Maybe I wont give you this sweet ass fanny pack I found in my parents attic
I think her nose is broken... but I think she's just drunk enough to fall for the whole "sex releases endorphins, so it'll feel better" line.
idk but i have you stored in my phone as 'guy with beard doing body shots'
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
I think there was chlamydia in those woods.
he fed me chocolate as I gave him a handjob. I felt like a princess.
I don't remember much of last night. But I woke up with very apologetic texts from him this morning so apparently I didn't get laid. Which is stupid.
He practically cut off his thumb and she offered him a tampon to stop the bleeding
The ketchup exploded, and totally splooged his face and the wall. You could see the outline of his head in the wall splatter.
You left a motherfucking bruise. ON MY TIT. How? How do you even. No.
Leave it to me to sleep w a guy who gets poison ivy on his dick
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
We had sex on the tiger blanket while I was wearing my Ukrainian shirt and my ass touched the Ukrainian flag. Happy 25th Ukraine!
Also, you fell asleep with you hand on and around my cock last night.
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