You took my girl thats shot the Fuck out. You better watch your skinny ass.
That's barely a sentence. Who's your girl? I think you've got the wrong number. I haven't even lived in Alabama for 4 years.
Yeah, I do, I'm sorry. I meant 205 not 256. sorry about that.
Good luck with your revenge in Birmingham.
he yelled "RELEASE THE KRAKEN" then hit me with his dick
She was raised with a wonderful home life. I can't do anything with that.
She took off her pants and it was like seeing an old friend.
Sorry for making you give strangers a ride for hits of acid.
going to a night class in lingerie so i can quickly go to his house after.
Just saw someone tackle someone else to the ground for their coors light; he's not getting back up.
Yea, now that Irene is hitting us stores aren't selling any alcohol; beer is now a precious commodity.
I'm crossing my legs while pooping. Taking a shit has never looked so proper.
Could someone please explain the rug burn on the right side of my face and do I need a shot of penicillin?
On a side note Tyler is buying beer from a gas station in a panda suit priceless
I just had sex on a roof
Can you not touch my dick while I'm holding a gecko?
There is a guy down by the river wearing a zebra print speedo and a sombrero, with a beer in each hand, screaming "This is America bitches!"
It shouldn't be this hard to find someone who you haven't blown.
I'm a peeled potato compared to her. I'm a peeled potato compared to anyone. I'm a peeled potato.
Are you high?
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