All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
i think he just uses that whole "grew up in a castle" thing to get pussy
i think the whole apartment complex could hear you beating off last night
2 bagels in my tummy and my herpes on my mind
i may or may not have puked on your loofa in the shower.
When I told my mom I was having a rough time, she responded with "pop a xanax, take a nap, and when you wake up all will be right with the world." My mom is finally starting to shape up.
I thought I hit my peak drinking in college. Just finished first day on Wall Street. College was nothing.
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
I'm not afraid to fist fight your child if I feel he is standing in between me and some tacos.
They sat me on college avenue with a puke bucket and people were mistakenly throwing change in it. Got me enough money take a cab back to my apartment.
He tried to tell me that he could handle his liquor better than "all the bitches in this town." AS HE THREW UP. ALL. OVER.
The cat be actin like a 2:30 am poop is the time to tell me all about her thoughts and fears in life. No bitch, this is definitely alone time.
Me my naked body. You bring the paints. I expect to be a panther by game time Sunday.
What do I get.
Panthers win you get to fuck the paint off me.
Drunk in my hotel room, eating taco bell, and crying at Nicki Minaj's life story.
This is why I keep you in my life.
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