What did I say to him last night?
Something along the lines of "your not here, I'm going to fuck sam. call me later babe, this won't take long, love you"
all in all not a bad night
his dad told me thanks for making his little boy a man at breakfast this morning
Totally about to meet up with Ryan in an empty parking lot. Expect to fuck him. Yes I know it's 3am. Slutty? Possibly. Excited? Damn right.
I don't think he grasps the fact that I would much rather he finish inside me than on my $400 Anthropolgie bedspread
totally just got a week extension on my midterm by telling my prof that I had just found out I was adopted
This guy randomly got in our taxi, and has now collapsed on the sofa anouncing that he's staying the night.
I'm drunk at a gay bar with my riding crop. God save the queens
I mean I don't object to weird looking penis as long as it gets the job done. I just need to get it in. I'm gonna be humping chairs soon.
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
Using a joint as a bookmark. What is my life?
Someone explain why I'm twerking in my bathroom right now before a charity run
I just heard your voicemail. Glad you like my dick and think I'm cool
I feel like I shouldn't be left around 30 year olds when I'm drunk
We can have bacon on the roof while tanning
Remember that time we were together? Yeah, I don't miss that.
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