I need help removing her.
I just shaved my legs while pooping. classy or trashy?
talent.
eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
So the next morning, she had to tell her kids we were moving furniture around all night.
you have no idea how wierd it is to get nudes while talking to grandma
No one wears that much makeup to work unless they are trying to fuck their boss, NO ONE
how many americans can say they have been laid before eating their first big mac?
It's all sex hats and vagina bandages with you isn't it?
My only regret is that I have but one penis to give to your vagina.
She's calming us down by shoving oreos in our mouths
Hearing them have a conversation is like listening to water buffalo have sex. Awkward and scarring.
Found some boxer briefs on my patio table this morning surrounded by a case worth of empties. Starting to remember why I have rugburn and a sore asshole.
Well, he didn't buy me a birthday present but he sure did give me chlamydia so there's that.
I want your attention. I want your attention in the form of your penis inside my vagina.
she gave me a ride on the back of her motor scooter and i swooned so hard
omg it's like all of your grease 2 fantasies come true i'm so happy for you
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