Do you think flip cup during wine tasting is a bad idea? They're perfect flipping cups...
I just got kidnapped by the rugby team for a scavenger hunt. I'm "the girl you had sex with last night"
he doesn't drink and he's an emt - he'll be our dd for nye in exchange for a threesome tomorrow afternoon.
Dude in front of me just jumped out of line at Starbucks to go puke. Vegas in prime form.
Pants-less sunday? Also I'm high and independence day is making me cry
im coming over
I broke the girls bed. I will not apologize about bragging.
do you think me going to the gyno dressed as a cat is inappropriate?
When you left the bar, you did two cartwheels and a heel click and RAN ALL THE WAY HOME.
your were asleep with people making out on top of you. you didn't even look bothered by it.
Remind me to talk to you about nipple clamps.
I made out with 4 out of 4 girls I was out with last night, I'm pretty sure everyone knows I'm a lesbian by now
I need to start journaling my drunk thoughts. Drunk me is fucking brilliant & sober me is missing out.
I am still worried she'll have a seizure durring. What would I do? Try to ride it out and finish, or pull out and assist?
maybe you should have closed the porn before you gave the professor your computer to hook up to the projector?
I don't know if I'm having early flu symptoms, a miscarriage, or am badly hungover. Web md agrees.
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