come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
we made malted milkshakes. malt as in malt liqour.
Ok lesson learned. Don't lick the spoon when making mushroom chocolates. The kitchen walls are melting.
Okay, good. And if you have one of those portable strip poles that would be nice too.
My right arm is handcuffed to my leg... Please help.
She sucks. And I almost hooked up with a clown last night
Somehow those two combined like captain planet and shit went haywire
we didnt plan anything. just randomly met up in the park, both reached into our pockets and each lit up a joint without exchanging words. we're telepathic potheads.
Oh man, are we repeating last 4th of July?!
That shouldn't even be a question, it's a tradition now. Hope your manhood is ready.
I'm afraid I might run into that fat chick that sucked on me in the hospital parking lot while her friend cried in the car next to us, but I may be willing to take that chance.
Dude it's 6 am and you just invited me to a hotel with a shit ton of coke. Best morning ever
Don't care if they even pay me; I lifeguard for the fringe benefits -- free tourist vagina in the Hilton jacuzzi every single night
well, i found him passed out on a picnic table two miles away with a lit cig in his hand...he had a rough night
Irony: drinking your pre workout supplement out of the cup your Krispy Kreme doughnut holes came in.
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