FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
he just invited me over for the 3 p's...pepsi pizza and porn...I'm gonna marry him
Even My mom was ashamed of me bringing her home, she pulled me aside, and told me i can do better than, "butter faces"
I'm about to take my first shit since thursday. I'm scared. pray for me. If I don't make it, tell my family I love them.
Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
If it looks really sketchy and smells like burnt pizza and pot you're in the right place
I just blurted out "it's pretty tight isn't it"
Well that's the first time I've woken up with wet jorts
To sum up. The glass blower from the ren faire ate me out last night. Best ever. Go find yourself an artisan.
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
The liquor stores are closed! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! CURSE YOU SANDY!!!!
this is the first time in over a year I had a pregnancy scare and actually would have known who the father was. I guess this is what adulthood feels like.
Mashed potatoes are always the fuckin answer ok.
Just in case the world ends tomorrow, I have an emergency contact group of booty calls I can send a quick "let's fuck" to before I die.
Randomize