Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
I found my crush's facebook page. And his wife's. Apparently they are still in love. Of all the people to have happy marriages! Fuck, I'm depressed.
she went to pee and i could hear her singing "Drip Drip Drop LIttle April Showers" from Bambi through the door.
How come the only thing we can do right in our lives is drugs?
I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
You found Muppets From Space a little too intense, so you just sorta sat on the ground and stared at the wall plug for an hour and a half.
Any idea who the guy in my bed tagged as rattlesnake dick might be?
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
He somehow managed to bang-mail me last night. I woke up this morning to a voicemail from 1:54 a.m. of moaning and screaming. I now know how talented he is and how annoying I am to have sex with.
In an m&m suit playing manhunt drunk. And you thought you werent guna have a good time
My head. My head is the problem. Also alcoholism.
When I woke up everyone at the party was in their underwear. Only you guys were playing strip pong.
Yes, we all have the power to convince a large amount of people to take their clothes off
Stoned, and eating Doritos, and reading about lesbians for class. This is the life.
I was stopped at a light on my way home and a priest threw holy water on my car. Seems fitting after last night.
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