walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
he was so high that he wouldn't speak to anybody for like 30 minutes, he'd only gobble, like a turkey.
its family weekend so i'm givin my little bro a tour of everywhere ive thrown up on campus
Just know that as we speak i am injecting vodka into gushers
On an unrelated side note: I shall now attempt to crawl to the bathroom. Where I will lay motionless on the cold ceramic bathtub with hot water pouring over my shivering body as I desperately try not to vomit. Good day.
I left myself a trail of jello shots, that ended at his door. OR maybe he left me a trail of jello shots at his door. DO I GO IN!?
And before you get all mad cause I said "nipples," I actually discarded "you are so wet right now" and "you have such a raging clit-on right now."
That's called being sensitive.
Its not like i paid for sex. She was stuck there, we simply exchanged rides.
usual friday morning routine. the pants i wore last night are in my passenger seat and im rooting through the pockets trying to make exact change at the dunkin donuts drive thru
Woke up this morning with an extra $35 and someone else's ATM receipt. How much did I drink last night?
You threw up on his face 22 hours ago and now he's here holding your hand. I think he likes you.
What, so now you are his nutritionist and his fuck buddy?
Pretty sure I just got the ok to have a one night stand in Maui...from mom. I'd say that's a win in my book.
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