She might as well just lie down with one of those red "Easy Buttons" next to her
Baconater + red wine = first meal of the day
I just woke up. In the port-o-potty next to our tailgate. an hour after the game started. explain.
I just had my first experience getting hit on by a guy. It was really awkward, he touched my chest and invited me to a gay bar because "women get drunk and let their guard down at gay bars"
thats actually pretty good logic
You kept screaming "Its taco night!" before every shot
It reminded me of the time my mother gave my Bailey's in my stocking when I was 14.
dude, my ass and shoulder hurt from that kayak last night... note to self: wood planks holding kayak from ceiling do not also hold up a human being
Just smoked pot with a guy who has apparently been living in the woods for over a month. He just walked out of the woods. This is not real life.
She ran over a curb, took out a yard-sale sign and hit a fence before admitting to me that she may be losing her vision "a bit". Never letting grandma drive again.
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
As much as I enjoyed playing drunk half naked twister and talking about my daddy issues last time, I'll have to pass.
Is it in poor taste to drop acid before midnight mass?
I love this.
I just wanna know if were done hooking up so I know of that condom he left in my top drawer is fair game
One of my tenants at my fourplex that I own gave me a massive bag of severely dank pot and a brick of cocaine because she didn't have the cash to pay the rent. She might just be my favorite tenant!
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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