Hey, It's Lauren. i wanted to talk to you tonight. I like you, as you know because kyle told you. I was wondering if you liked me too?
Are you in the third fucking grade? Check yes or no.
My relationship with VH1 is so bittersweet
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
Yeah I think we tried to use the shower curtain as a parachute because its tied to my backpack with some string. Dont know if anyone actually attempted it though.
I woke up locked in the bar...this has redefined partying.
My vagina can tell he is in a metal band. I dont know if I can sit down.
Lets get real here, ive seen your moms breasts multiple times
Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
I learned something last night. Strippers can be on house arrest?
The attempted closet masturbation was unforgivable.
That was the most fucked up I've ever seen him. He had the fucking Canola Oil!
come home. i made deep-fried hotdogs; don't let me die alone.
I woke up with a dick pic from the ex-Mormon via email. Not really what I wanted to see before my first cup of coffee this morning, but I gotta say, I'm impressed.
Beyoncé wouldn't let anything bad happen here
I can't. I mean he's hot, but there's really nothing else there
You just said he's hot
NO YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND
Wtf is this place? I don't see any alcohol and I feel like we were supposed to bring our own strippers.
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