i bet jesus would rush if he went to usc
Alls I know is that his gf looked like Beyonce and he looked like Babar
while cleaning my room, i've found many wonderful things. one of these is the card you gave me for my eighteenth birthday. it's a christmas card that says "i want to stick it in your sponger"
My fave moment of today was you sitting in a hot pink innertube puking into the ocean in front of a lot of children. i would have held your hair back but the ocean did it for you.
I said i love rain, just to change the subject, and he said 'id like to do it in the rain'. Dear lord. He doesnt stop
Was this before, or after you took my brand new bag of shredded cheese, and "Made it rain"?
Remind me tomorrow to take that ball-gag out of my purse.
Sorry for trying to give you my dresser last night. Are any of the drawers still in your car?
Bren left me with a lovely parting gift. Newfouund alcoholism. I'm on the kitchen floor, hugging a bottle of vodka. It's my only friend now.
All I remember is having a LONG talk with a 23 year old mother with a 5 year old kid at a bar who told me "it's not that bad"
So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
Is it okay to send him a "thanks for the sexual awakening" note?
I needed 3am water. Not 3am shots of rum.
She just got on the scale. frowned, got off and took off her pants and then got back on
It's barely past noon, how am I already talking about double penetration
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