Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
Then you jumped off your bed with your arms outstretched, yelled "I'm Goliath, watch out New York!" and then began singing the Gargoyles theme song as you 'soared' around your room.
Don't be ridiculous, the Gargoyles theme song has no words. How could I sing that mess?
You just started going "da da da da da! da da da da da! DA DA!!" then going "swoosh" as you glided about.
The reason halloween exists is because it's not cheating if you're wearing a costume.
You were so drunk last night you typed www.face.come/cheese.com as if you were logging into facebook.
When you start quoting save the last dance you need to stop drinking
Make puking fun. Chug half a monster right before you blow. Throw up foam. Most unique experience ever.
He dared me to drink a bottle of olive oil in exchange for a 30 pack... So much for loosing the freshman fifteen this year.
No, this is a senior booty call. It cannot be ignored.
You rolled around in the grass BEFORE we went in and said it was because "ladies love that eau de earth"
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
I mean, he drove your car and it burst into flames, if anyone cant be trusted, it's him.
Next year for Halloween you can be the sword swallower, with a penis shaped sword.
She's the queen of dating. She managed to get a date with a guy who saw her puke five times in two hours.
I just had to ask my drug dealer to "keep it simple for me". Is this a new low?
We've done worse things
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