i just used burnetts to get spraypaint off the floor of my dorm lobby
The fact that you think you peed off a roof shows you shouldn't have been on a roof.
Taking shot for every red box on your worst bracket. I have 30. I might die tonight.
some asshole was waslkibg around with ab electric razor and shaving parts of peoples heads.
You are mentally unprepared to be exposed to my degree of perversion.
He held back my hair as I puked, then kindly asked me to slightly move my head over and pissed right next to my face.
This is that think about life weed. Thank god I'm in American lit this semester. I can actually write papers in this vat of introspective stoned.
DO YOU REALIZE HOW AWESOME MY GRANDMA WOULD BE IF SHE GOT HIGH
LOOK, I was 19, and I made a lot of choices with my crotch which I'm weirdly proud of
Yes dear.
Appearently I went across the hall last night demanding to ride my neighbors moose... How much did I drink?
We got drunk, we had raw sex and we discussed about the showrunner change in Doctor Who, in that order.
Think I have the only job where I can be naked in a room with my manager at work. Apart from hookers
Do you know how close I got to throwing him over the edge of the canyon?
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
he passed out in the backyard and we used christmas lights as extension cords for the clippers to shave his head.
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