I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
i just found five singles in my underwear?! im suspicious but delighted none the less
i suspect the closest i'll get to a valentine this year is a 16 year old on chat roulette asking me to show my tits. step up from last year, i guess.
Mother fucker. I'm a 30J now. I'm fucking speechless
Is it too much to ask that he stop calling me 'titty fuck' in public?
We found a swing set....it's in the front yard.
the lady next to me just sniffed my hair, smiled, and then fell asleep. I almost started crying from that kind of creepiness
don't cry, we can learn from her
Yea. I couldn't get a job in fast food but I can teach Americas youth. The future looks great
I just want you and your enormous dick to be my fucking rebound so we can move on with our lives
Also, they sell weed-chocolate covered strawberries. For the romantic stoner.
That was one of the best texts I got today
For the first time in my life, I may be the most normal person in the room.
Update: I am definitely the most normal person in this room. And the least tattooed.
he couldn't get a boner so he asked me to sing you shook me all night long to his penis. I think it was weirder that it actually worked
I would literally only have sex with a dinosaur right now.
This is a long quiet interstate without somebody to sext.
Its official, kitchen-couch is my favorite.
You passed out again didn't you?
its likely that this occurred.
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