Do you think Conan would leave his wife for me?
If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
I'm retiring my vagina. Better yet I'm Farve-ing it.
Def the best call fo sho
That way it can come out of retirement anytime and play for different teams. And it can wear Wranglers.
he came and i only had my diet coke to rinse.. can you say coke float?
She had a little wicker basket of condoms by her bed. Disturbing yet convenient.
repeat this after me. period at the beach is better than baby at the beach. breathe. and: period at the beach is better than baby at the beach.
I don't know if it's lucky or if it really just makes my tits look THAT good, but I've never NOT gotten laid with this bra on
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
The only thing that was weird was that it WASN'T weird when she got out of the shower and saw me blowing him.
We were having sex and his high flatmates stood outside his room playing the guitar and singing Somebody to Love by Justin Beiber. Weirdest night ever.
I made a side by side comparison of her Facebook pic and the chick on the anti meth billboards. Plus a ven diagram showing mostly shared physical attributes. I sent u the PowerPoint. You were sufficiently warned.
Can't you just imagine you've grudge fucked me so we can get past this?
There may or may not be an ass shaped dent in the hood of my car. All I know is windshield wipers aren't as sturdy as you think to hold onto.
Like did he really think I just hit him up for dick !? It's 11:30 am , these ain't hoe hours
I asked you why you bought a sword and you then replied with the greek alphabet and then tried to assure me that samurais are apart of greek life.
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