Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
Drank beer out of a hotwheels bucket all night
I just learned my tits were fire resistant. I should join the freakin circus
We lost our room key and found it in his pocket with 3 pieces of fish.
I think we need a list of things that are automatic NO's for dating a guy. Married, definitely a no now
Remember when I made out with that stranger at the bar on my 21 in chicago? I wonder how he's doing
So far in 2016 I told someone id give them a blowjob for lasagna.
I need a guy who can see in me what the lesbian community sees in me
She tried deep frying a banana by placing one, unpeeled, into a toaster.
Just let me pee on you and I'll leave you alone.
are you still up? I want to use you for sexual things. you have 35 minutes to respond to this offer.
Were not even through the second month of the year and I potentially may have torpedoed a marriage...
She is still drunk from the night before, sitting here eating KFC mashed potatoes and drinking Arbor Mist before Anatomy lab.
Woke up with a bed full of sand...care to explain?
Isnt is self explanatory?
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