Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
I managed to throw up 90 feet under water, just removed my breathing tube, puked, put it back in. All inclusive is the way to go.
just convinced someone I was a virgin. I love when people don't know me.
Out of ice. Vodka+club soda+cut up lime popscicle=I'm an alcoholic genius.
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
The only reason anyone found out he threw up is because everyone heard it sizzle the bonfire out.
She bellyflopped onto the poolside bar, broke one wine bottle, and stole another...the resort staff just frowned and cleaned up her mess.
Well the police had to intervene and I couldn't exactly feel my legs by the end of the night, but I'd say it was a successful Friday night.
Life gets in the way of sexy Saturday sometimes
IT'S LINGERIE PURCHASED FROM A FLEA MARKET, THE ONLY THING IT'S GOING TO BE POSITIVE FOR IS A TEST FOR HIV
After getting all 4 of my wisdom teeth removed I asked my dentist how much better would I be at head
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
i refuse to take responsibility for eating Chuck E Cheese pizza and having any other repercussions than the shits.
maybe you should have closed the porn before you gave the professor your computer to hook up to the projector?
Accidentally mixed my gin with cold brew coffee instead of cranberry juice. It’s bad. But I’ll finish it. Never leave a fallen soldier.
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