Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
don't go back without me... they'll know i'm pooping.
You drew a self portrait of yourself on his wall with sharpie.
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
Whats the name of the guy with his hand down my pants?
cutting back on calories before spring break by only taking shots instead of drinking actual drinks.
the diet of an alcoholic...
Just passed a Taco Bell Taco Supreme, still in its wrapper, laying in the grass. I'd like a moment of silence.
May it rest in peace.
I just masturbated to the audio from my psych lecture . . . this screwing my prof fantasy is getting serious.
So apparently we wrote "Lube Shopping" in Paula's diary on every friday for the rest on the year....
They were so big her bra clasped in the front. Didn't even know those existed.
I told him we could use my stove to make weed brownies, from that point on he kept reffering to me as "best pledge ever"
I'm having shoppers remorse over a dildo
Bro I just got a hand job playing tiny wings.. Hell yea
I know you do it only because of my toyota, but thank you for fucking me. Seriously.
AND ONCE AGAIN THE HENNESSEY MAKES ME A SUPER SAIYAN
Oh for fuck's sake, is that why the couch is in the pool???
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