i think i would be perfectly content if, on my deathbed, i could look back on a life that didn't have any fisting in it
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
Just threw up off a chairlift. my life is now complete.
Showering in the handicapped shower. Im THAT hungover.
it'll be like the batcave but for manwhores
I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
i left the icescrapper in his bathroom. i dont remember taking it there, but i remember brushing his hair with it.
Serious question: does drunken cyber sex with a stranger on omegle count as cheating???
Did I send you a drunk selfie with a pine tree last night?
There's a stripper getting there at 10 though so hopefully I'm out before the stripper gets there. I don't have time to deal with a stripper.
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
I wasn't supposed to sleep w him. So of course I sent him gps location to my bed.
Every text my dad sends me is an AA mantra. Might be time to take a look at my life.
How do you feel about a threesome?
Will you be there?
I'm the one asking!
He spent three years trying to get a chance with me and finally broke me down. then he came in two minutes and was so upset he locked himself in the bathroom so I helped myself to his weed and left. Wanna get stoned?
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