was it mean of me to chase him screaming "DO YOU EVER WANT TO BE ABLE TO HAVE CHILDREN?!"?
They just gave us root beer floats. I guess I won't quit my job today.
He ran headfirst into the atm. Thenasmed us what our spirit animals were...he said his was either a dolphin or a cabbage
Sometimes you just need a break, and sometimes you also need to get stoned on these breaks. I sound like some kind of fucked up mr rogers when I say shit like that.
I guess our biggest consolation is that we haven't woken up in a hottub with a dead dude. Yet.
Dude made his own urinal by punching a hole in the wall and pissing in it rather than waiting in line. That is the stuff of legends.
Just threw up in the MSO airport men's room. We're at that point this morning.
Sorry about the whole your mom seeing my face up your ass situation
When someone's woman crush wednesday is an ultrasound of her unborn daughter...
I can't
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
Drink drank drunk tankkkkn, LETS GO
Keep in mind this was 2012... YOLO was a very new concept.
First morning at school this semester and I threw up in a bush during my walk of shame.
Uhhh...I just found your 10 dollar bill in my bra. I owe you 10 dollars.
I will literally have glitter in my crotch for weeks.
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