Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
Can't imagine what could be worse than pet-naming your penis, but I'll let it go.
btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
in jail i did the beyonce ass shake for the police officers & called Sally from my collect phone in my cell & started singing "im in JAAAIL IM IN JAAAIL",
Double fisting Gray Goose bottles. We've officially ruined her.
I'm one shot of soco 100 away from fucking a mailbox
He cut part of his finger off. It was a consolation blow job.
don't get you morals all over my torrid fantasties
can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
I'll text you later. I think she thinks we're taking this whole "no sex" thing seriously.
i feel like spreading the word of drunken joy.
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
For the record you're an amazing lay and you have great taste in breakfast sandwiches
I know right? It's like he knows how to pleasure me better than I do myself... He's like a prophet of sex
you know maybe it wouldnt be so bad if it hadnt happened before. At least I didnt blow him this time
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